Chess Jokes

So I was playing chess with my wife last night and I asked her: "Why would you go ahead and just sacrifice a good knight for no sensible reason and zero compensation?" So she went to bed.

@what_game_is_this said in #8:
> Q: How do you know when cows are playing chess?
> A: They are making mooves.

That's the kind of joke my ex would have loved :;_;:

Q: Why did the bishop cross the road
A: to get to the church

A baby was holding a chess piece : a queen. Like most babies's behaviour, he then tried to put it into his mouth.
Fortunately, his father reacted quickly : "No.. dear... don't capture the queen, you will get checkmated in one move".

- Babe, it's been one year since we broke up, can you please stop playing chess with my dad on messenger ?
- Just because i lost the queen doesn't mean i gave up the king

@Skittle-Head said in #3:
> When Spassky was asked, whether he preferred Chess or Sex...Spassky replied, "It very much depends on the position". - :]

Thanks for a terrible mental picture! Lmao!

Bobby died when he was 64. as much as the squares on chess board.

Good name for a Chess Cafe and Bar. 'The 65th Square' - :]

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> Oldies but goodies.......
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> I have a good friend in Prague that plays chess with me.
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> A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.
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> The man watched the game in astonishment for a while.
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> “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he said. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”
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> “He’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”
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> I've got a new job. It's shift work making chess sets.
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> The first time I played chess, I thought the castles moved diagonally.
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These are cute. Thanks for sharing. I wanted to share some, but I am afraid I don't know any google wouldn't offer...