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Is Your Car Safe From Supermanoeuvrable Air-Defence Fighter Aircraft?

Of course it is what sort of idiot would I be if my car didn’t have an advanced AA gun on it and it didn’t have a fleet of modern fighter jets above it all times. You can’t be to careful now days you never know when a Russian fighter jet might be watching your car
I'm very fortunate on this subject of car safety from super-manauverable air defence fighter aircraft , because I drive a van, every time I get in it, I'm filled with smugness that I'm beyond the skill and wit of any fighter pilot !. :).
I drive a ramjet Subaru with EMP bursts and adaptive cloaking technology, I'll be good!
I don't worry about it.
My car is so stealthy sometimes I can't find where I parked it.
James Bond would be jealous of some of your cars lol!

with how rusty my car is you dont need an airplane to destroy it, a screwdriver will suffice.
@Rookitiki said in #8:
> James Bond would be jealous of some of your cars lol!
>
> with how rusty my car is you dont need an airplane to destroy it, a screwdriver will suffice.
a well placed screwdriver would total that plane too (:
at least if james bond places it after jumping on the plane somehow. thats only fair :)

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