August 5, 2023, at 12:20 in the afternoon
As leader of Destroy the Sicilian, I do hereby declare the Anti-Sicilian Revolution, a struggle led by our team to end the popularity of the Sicilian defense. It shall be fought in three ways:
1-By spreading knowledge within the chess community of why the Sicilian is so bad,
2-By helping those struggling with Sicilian addiction, and preventing it from spreading,
3-By inciting rebellion against the Sicilian Illuminati, a secret organization that has spread the lie that the Sicilian is good
We intend to totally revolutionize the game of chess for its own benefit by helping others defend themselves against the horrible Sicilian myth.
As leader of Destroy the Sicilian, I do hereby declare the Anti-Sicilian Revolution, a struggle led by our team to end the popularity of the Sicilian defense. It shall be fought in three ways:
1-By spreading knowledge within the chess community of why the Sicilian is so bad,
2-By helping those struggling with Sicilian addiction, and preventing it from spreading,
3-By inciting rebellion against the Sicilian Illuminati, a secret organization that has spread the lie that the Sicilian is good
We intend to totally revolutionize the game of chess for its own benefit by helping others defend themselves against the horrible Sicilian myth.